T.A.P

2007-05-04T06:46:00.000+08:00

hhhmmmmmmmmmmm.......had to "create a new google account" in accordance with the new blogger.com arrangement in user log-in just to post that one line...

2007-05-01T02:25:00.001+08:00

Midnight DelightAt twelve this endsOur midnight delightWhere we flirt with getting caughtAnd dangerAnd each other. We’reMuch too old for thisButMuch too fond of thisTo let Time grab our wristsPull us away from theChain-smoking, binge-drinkingSecret-talking.Our validated bliss.He is inconsequential;She is not enough.WeAre always needing something else.We wait for our midnight delightEach

2006-06-09T00:14:00.000+08:00

ok its supposed to be bakar CF.. my bad..

2006-06-06T22:04:00.000+08:00

Ok khai i tried my hand at it... this is the very first "draft".. also any ideas you might wanna suggest... up to you with the change(s) in color scheme bay-beee..

2006-05-14T09:41:00.000+08:00

I'm going straight. I've made a decision. No more Jake Gyllenhaal romance of epic Brokeback Mountain proportions for me and Ridzal anymore. Although I miss Ridzal dressing up as a cowboy before and playing out our very wild wild we(s)t fantasies,the negative social pressure is getting to me.and all i have left of our romance is a picture of Ridzal in cowboy gear(got autograph somemore leh!)Girls

2006-04-25T22:40:00.000+08:00

A day in the life of Pink Puffball Hero!Pink Puffball Hero says hello! He says it with a giggle!Pink Puffball Hero smiles because he sees a rainbow in the skyPink Puffball Hero is beaming because we both believe pink is a cute colourPink Puffball Hero says "talk to the hand bee-yatch!" then turns away Pink Puffball Hero is tired because he spent the whole day watching premium teen drama in a

2006-04-16T00:44:00.000+08:00

Recent events have unfortunately led me into a depressive state more commonly known as “emo”.The past few weeks have become worrisome for me as I have found that Zainal has totally disappeared. I sulked and pouted while going about my daily chores for the past few weeks as he failed to reply to the many SMSes that i have sent. Ive checked up on his alternate blog, http://qinboi.blogspot.com/ but

2006-04-15T23:07:00.000+08:00

in response to the question 'Duuuhhh... What was i here for?' I'd just like to say that I have absolutely no clue. but I wanna try come up with something smart just to cover the fact that I am only a girl who doesn't know much about Vikings, has no firm political standing (PAP? what PAP?) and pretty much has an opinion on everything that doesn't concern her. oh but before I begin, many thanks to

2006-04-15T22:39:00.000+08:00

I didnt know how to update.. So i googled "rubber blow up dolls" and found 'er.. The latest addition to this lifeless blog's member section.. Hopefully she'll light things up with her trippy dance and bobbing hair... Welcome Fariza...

2005-12-29T00:11:00.000+08:00

My exciting reportIf getting posted to infantry and the sort was hell in its assorted nine levels, then being a clerk would be seemingly torment-less limbo, sullenly beckoning you to the pits of mental deterioration. Vocational responsibility is admittedly limited and unworthy of reasonable mention, normal walking strides threaten to turn into what resembles lethargic sweeping of the floor and

2005-11-06T22:40:00.000+08:00

Kate Bush – Hounds of LoveA piece of sci-fi narrative kicks the song off, warily leading us to back-up-vocals-falsettos alternating between “doo doo doos” and “ooh ooh oohs”, then lyrical references to a great deal of horror “coming thru the trees!” cruxify the listener in unexplainable suspense as fear and/or apprehension is presented in vague personification as a pursuer of doom. All this while

2005-10-23T02:46:00.001+08:00

Ruth’s Story Dried blood stained my wrists, tears left that sticky sensation on my cheeks and my throat was parched as I woke up from my failed suicide attempt. The lacerations were mostly superficial, I know it was more, a cry of attention than a genuine try at my own euthanasia. Everybody was crowding around me as I came to, concerned with my

2005-10-23T02:43:00.000+08:00

The fluidity of our choreographed synchronization translated itself into poetry, the thickness of the make-up on our faces concealed the unbottled passion we had for this art form and the hugging contours of the traditional dress we had on promised a thousand pairs of male eyes on us. I had my eye on this particular alpha male who fronted the school’s dikir barat squad as the swoonsome “juara”.

2005-10-09T23:04:00.000+08:00

A Teenage Adventure!It was surreal that someone from the “in” crowd found me cool enough to acknowledge my presence in the visible, stratified school social structure that I was currently trapped in. “So, what kind of music do you listen to Joshua?”, was the next line that followed the greeting pleasantries. My fading glee was quickly replaced with clammy anxiety. The ice-breaker, the measure of

2005-09-25T21:46:00.000+08:00

fuck it.why radio whyshe was born into hands of sandwith melody in her earsher heartstrings played an infinite sonnet of sadnessher porcelain eyes cried tears of emeralda china doll with cigarettes glued to her fingershow long must her melancholy lingerin her scent,her touchlost in the ashes of timethey'll blown away by the whistling summer windwhy radio whyshe would crywhy radio whyif she could

2005-09-19T00:04:00.000+08:00

Facing the prospect of doomsayers plaguing us with their grim rhetoric post-9/11 and 50 "shot nine times" Cent smothering us with his gangsta rap, neoprints are just the saving grace of this forsaken world, that is if you believe the staunch believers in impending armageddon.For the uninitiated, neoprints are the cool japanese imports ushering tweenagers into brightly colored booths along with

2005-08-25T23:52:00.000+08:00

The most exciting photo album in the history of the internet!!!now available for lots of clicking funclick on mr hamtaro. i dare you.

2005-08-25T22:50:00.000+08:00

--> hate todays music lesson.. <-- today music suxs big tyme man!Ms Wang bought us to the hall to play games instead of staying in class and hear those boring music every week.we played dog and bone game.whuteva the game is called.each group must have only 8 persons but dere were 12 persons in our group so Ms Wang asked mailin and tham yun to move to the other group den mailin was lyke

2005-08-24T12:23:00.000+08:00

x`m0ii suckiing |ife`{M}unDae______**` waa.. berii berii l0ngg tyme didnt update blog le.. haha.. 2dae went tuu arcade.. waa.. playy lykk siia0x arhhs.. lols.. hahas.. tml g0rt science paper 1.. chem n physiics multiple ch0ice.. lols.. siianx.. nw @ c0usin's hse w0tchingg channel 5.. Shooting Stars..tufik batisa heng cute leh.. *aiiy0* at hm cant online le.. c0m @ muaa c0usiin's hse..

2005-08-22T22:36:00.000+08:00

Flyer variations..It reeks of awesomeness here....

2005-07-31T16:40:00.000+08:00

I have totally lost it. The past few months of military service have rendered me absolutely incapable of constructing a coherent English sentence. So basically ,now i look like pre-volcanic 3rd degree burns Anakin Skywalker with the eloquence of Jar Jar Binks. In a desperate attempt to utilise the poison quilt i used to wield with suche ease,i have decided to pen a poem as a contribution to

2005-07-25T23:23:00.000+08:00

Currently Prosaic Magazine's drawing theme is just "ninjas".. it used to be "burning unicorns" and "unusually good looking foot calluses" .. so if you feel you can submit yer version of "ninjas".. go ahead.. add me on MSN or something. .even better, email it to prosaic.online@gmail.com or contact the voice at the end of 90470279/93833804. (for any contributions whatsoever)ps. i modeled the

2005-07-11T01:35:00.000+08:00

god! this is so arty farty!

2005-07-07T01:31:00.000+08:00

Saturday was the day that most of society are relieved of the drudgery of being stirred in the morning, granted the option of sleeping in, watching morning cartoons and generally just sloth around like happy giant molluscs. Quasimodo, the band, gathered in a stuffy, constrictive 13th-floor room at ten in the morning armed with burstful enthusiasm and a whole cranial suitcase of musical talent.

2005-06-20T00:39:00.000+08:00

On this frustrating Sunday.. I thought about..burnt jossticks...and a bad haircut......thats all....

2005-05-22T03:13:00.000+08:00

The adopted country of Pug Jelly found them cool enough to grant the band considerable commercial success. Has recognition of an expatriate punk outfit's marketability and careful targeting of the samedemographic spawned a Pug doppelganger? Their fanbase might be mainly made up of tweenage orchard road infestations largely affected by jealous guys poking fun at the metrosexual boybands their

2005-05-16T23:12:00.000+08:00

DAY 1:It wasn’t my fault that I was imprisoned in a glass case of emotions. Feelings suppressed and constricted by glass walls and greedy goldfishes that gobbled up every fish pellet or flake in their sights, my months in this filthy water-world were always about survival of the fittest. The Goldfish Bourgeois finishing every bit of fish pellets before they reach to mid-feeder level and the

2005-05-09T01:10:00.000+08:00

What will we ever do without HipHop, RNB and influential black culture?Once upon a time there lived a boy named Azmi, this boy was well-known throughout the medieval, plague-stricken land for his famed double chin. "It had the power to tame even the wildest flames!!!", one extensively circulated legend exclaimed, among numerous others. "It has the power to tame my heart!", that, not mouthed by

2005-04-29T00:15:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to a classmate of mine back in school, Dhanalatchmi..She did a site with the intention of converting every classmate of hers , including me and Azmi into superheroes.. Its kinda cute really... considering im already one...the link herean extract from the site...Male Mutants

2005-04-25T21:25:00.000+08:00

we were pressured into doing our own versions of "burning unicorns" and used whatever spare time we had in camp to come up with our cool pieces...- starting with fauzi's cute unicorn..and ending with mine...no captions or explanations needed for ours, its awesomeness speaks for itself.. haiyakk!!!

2005-04-25T00:44:00.000+08:00

for the amount of time between now and my last post... ive been training my bulbasaur into a mean and awesome fighting force... i have quelled it's latent homosexual attraction to charizard and beefed up its scrawny vine-arms with GNC supplements into trunks equalling moses lim's jolly girth..."go bulbasaur! oops i mean moses lim..."I have also been multi tasking... due to my talent and

2005-04-05T09:26:00.000+08:00

Toodles dee doo everyone that I love so dearly,no matter what race you are.Indian,Chinese,Eurasian,regardles of race,language or religion so as to build a society based on justice and equality and progress for our nation. This is your favourite music journalist,Zainal Abidin,reporting. Yes,i did commit suicide a few months ago but I was resurrected by God on last Friday and on the following

2005-04-01T00:11:00.001+08:00

You guys wont even understand this one...Brawling with neanderthals equipped with neural schools of reason so gnawingly annoying that i was afraid they would spontaneously combust if divine intervention decidedly swoops to remove stupidity from this already fucked-up world.a neanderthalanother neanderthalCursed with the luck of being attached to a dystopian tyrant, a term which only consoled due

2005-03-27T23:08:00.000+08:00

do you guys get it?~toodles~dee~doo~Wo de peng yo henngg cute wam pa tan liaoz!

2005-03-22T01:45:00.000+08:00

I had to write an essay for a chance to get into NTU's art media design course, so i risked it all by carbombing the professors there with this gem... fresh out of the warm, safe and caring womb of my pre-university institution to the "real world" that our teachers have warned us about. I could almost hear somebody shout "lock and load" as we cautiously stepped out of the school compounds as

2005-03-19T00:17:00.000+08:00

once again, i would like to introduce a new addition to the member list..i love this guy so much, i have written a poem for him....i love firdaus because he makes me smilei like firdaus because he makes me laughi love firdaus because he has a nice voicei absolutely like firdaus because of the bulge in his pants*toodle~dee~do*

2005-03-15T21:32:00.000+08:00

A while ago.. i dreamt i was zainal, rather, in zainal, kinda like in the movie "Being John Malkovich"(which totally rocked by the way).. anyway.. this was all i could remember........... ........... ............. ............ ........... .............Message: Arahan : Jawab soalan berikut didalambahasa melayu!SEBAIK SAJA BANGUN DARI TIDO1.suara pertama yang didengar :>>> budak budak dikir

2005-03-14T21:29:00.000+08:00

gosh... dont worry guys.. zainal survived because the paramedics found that he consumed less than the required amount of diapers lethal to humans.. in fact, he woke up and recovered right away(it probably helped that i was in my most sexiest lingerie.. mmmm...) anyway, ill show you a picture of him staring at my C cups..be gentle with those thumbs now.. him again, being contented and "berg" at

2005-03-12T00:08:00.000+08:00

Dear Ridzal,This is a suicide note.By the time you read this,i will have consumed 3 packets of baby diapers preferably Huggies or if not,Pampers , 20 tabs of Panadol Menstrual and i have Ruffedge's Tipah Tertipu on repeat in my CD player.Sometimes i wish you could see me when you're going out with other guys. When i'm biting my lips into a crimson river of emptiness. dark crimson red signifying

2005-02-25T23:06:00.000+08:00

a random piece.. trying to sum up how a relationship can perform a "pirouette" into something ugly with one fucking line.. "sometimes those eyes forget to be so beautiful"(thanks fauzi from camp for scanning it in for me)

2005-02-24T22:12:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to my best ever marmalade-smothered-marshmallow-sweetie platonic friend, Zainal...Right now.. our relationship is blossoming ever so sweetly with me keeping his hopes up constantly by periodically demanding treats and gifts.. To eternally attach him to me in hopeless yearning.. I tell him... "zainal.. if the both of us are still single at the age of 30.. lets marry each

2005-02-24T21:05:00.000+08:00

The other day, I was walking around in this CD shop around town, called the Gramophone, just killing time and browsing along in the midst of taking a break from extensive touring AND filming simultaneously (its hard imagining yourself being a rockstar and an avant-garde actor as well, though thats besides the point) when I noticed a familiar face at the corner of the easy-listening area,

2005-02-21T23:44:00.000+08:00

in addition to zainal joining to post on this blog, azmi will also be included after he finishes his jogging session at bukit timah hill... a new guy was also invited to post.. his name is muhajir and his job here on the blog is primarily as a cashier... i dont know why we need one.. but yeah..a short introduction for him then...muhajir feeds on plankton and keeps a red pouch on his abdomen to

2005-02-21T01:17:00.000+08:00

I was window shopping along Bugis Junction when i first met Ridzal and Azmi. Ridzal was trying on a pair of shades which accentuated his boyishly Bara/E.C kind of look and was asking Azmi for his opinion. Me,having like totally good taste,interjected and told Ridzal that he looked really good,kinda like that actor guy Mokhtar who played the lecturer in Bara and a few Suria telemovies. We then

2005-02-17T22:52:00.000+08:00

After deliberating whether to post an explanation about my humor or not... i got lazy and decided to post a photo of me and my boo making silly faces at the camera instead.."me and my boo making silly faces!"yes, i grew so lazy that i morphed into a hot young pubescent girl then seduced Azmi to take cute and "silly" photos with me.. thats him in the mesh cap hugging my nubile little torso!all

2005-01-24T14:37:00.000+08:00

Hey hey kids! Today’s update is all gonna be about army survival! Yes! Where would we be without those guys in tight military fatigues ey? Tally ho to that salute sir! As a servant oops I mean NS man serving in the army.. I get paid monthly with insults, condescendence and the occasional fuzzy wedgie! And if you ask me.. that’s all the motivation I need to go ahead with my daily duties… Ive

2005-01-23T11:26:00.000+08:00

Eh.. Wah lau..Testimonial leh.. In recent months.. apart from my unsupported campaign to use random shaped slabs of meat as hats, people have placed greater priority on friendster over their real social lives and they have as much fun as they can writing pretentious testimonials for each other.. On a totally unrelated note.. i came up with this great idea for a new trend..this time.. instead of

2005-01-13T22:07:00.000+08:00

Recently, i had a serious diaper rash which may have been brought by my trying to house a hamster in my jock strap.. I mistook this as a symptom of lycantrophy and went ahead to visit the friendly neighborhood vet! Soon after, he was probing my testicles with his gloved fingers, growling erotically while my mom and dad looked on with concern.. i brushed this off as normal medical procedure and

2005-01-08T01:37:00.000+08:00

Commanding Respect, Respecting Command... i just got enlisted and with no real training at all, got posted to situation control at the UN relief coordination centre.. Suddenly, i was thrusted in with all the colonels, majors and warrant officers.. Sounds important? haha... im just a duty clerk... and being around these big shots who make all the decisions in the army.. i overheard what seemed

2004-12-08T02:38:00.000+08:00

Designer Diary 1 I felt that it is quite appropriate to showcase some of my art pieces which follow the ideal template of what ive been taught in school as part of the A level art curriculum.. I feel so artistic , creative and inspired when i did these pieces... and so i wish that you viewers would feel the same way i do! weeee... take me to those proverbial meadows my magical red shoes! and

2004-10-29T13:30:00.000+08:00

experimentation of photoshop effects just for the sake of looking nice.. my protest to the formulaic, serious, "thematic concerns and interpretation" in a recommended embarrassingly- literal-kind-of-way of A level art..

2004-10-08T23:32:00.000+08:00

*right-click the link(s) and open it in a new window so it wont interfere with your reading you dumb motherfuckers.. blearrgghh*rolls eyes* Going home today, i got stuck in the same MRT carriage with a teenage girl squad it reminded me of the time i myself was a tweenage girl, my life revolving around neoprint machines, fussing over the latest babydoll- dress designs and Jackie Cheung. Also,

2004-10-07T02:00:00.000+08:00

most blogs you read out there hold mostly anemic and vapid writing as its content. Yet, most blog-owners are proud of them like how my petulant grandpa is of his "top three varicose veins that most look like moses lim". Most entries detail the most mundane daily activities "today i went to orchard with baby, so we walked to heeren then we walked to to taka and then we went home.. when i reached

2004-09-19T01:01:00.000+08:00

gauge yourself on the morality spectrum to phase into that retrospective mood gathering "that fixity of thoughtfulness present in a child who has felt the pricks of life before his time"* you will be alright.. my beautiful... to hold myself guilty for your plight and to write.. to engage myself in contemplation.. those words, they bleed.. in a crimson cry for absolution.. *i got that quote from

2004-09-14T20:29:00.000+08:00

recently, Juramang in all eagerness, forwarded a friendster profile which was named 'anti MnMs'.. curious, i read through it and the plethora of bullshit testimonials(a feature of friendster) that was written, "in support" of this movement, to attack mats and minahs, even 'to be EXTERMINATED ' as a clearly enraged 'Syafiq' explicitly proposed. Impressed by the way they thought up their

2004-08-26T21:58:00.000+08:00

With patriotic pride and pathfinding genius, I have come up with an idea that will take the world by storm.. Inspired by Zainal's lifelong obsession of trying to play grab-ass with David Yeng, the idea of butt apartments was born.. The idea is simple, create a butt(cheek) to act as living quarters for a single person, perfect for the bachelor/ hitchhiker/ student who lives far away

2004-08-24T21:16:00.000+08:00

isnt this neoprint we took cute? hengggcute eh! best friends forever! take neo print together!!!

2004-08-17T02:59:00.000+08:00

"diorang tak ingat tau hari akhirat (eh kata members, sama sama ah menum todi dok) takde adat sebab tak nak join dikir barat (aku ngah buat kerja ngan chicks ah, jangan sibok!) " look at the juxtaposition of their sinful indulgences with their pretentious self exaltations.. i just realised that i simply rock BYATCH!!! woah.. dizzying discovery...

2004-07-31T23:50:00.000+08:00

To be enslaved by you...

2004-07-29T23:50:00.000+08:00

weep for the illusioned faith grab your AK-47 and join the angry mob hide your inadequacies and keep them safe present to them perverted truth sneer at my maculate self grown callused by constant natter bespangled in sequinned hell pretend to be in discourse with the mad hatter just so i can avoid your bulshit people are swayed towards popular consensus , make up something about

2004-07-27T23:41:00.000+08:00

This girl ah like that one ah, good ah, and then hengcute ehh.. wah lau whey.. like that where can.. i very the jeles.. Wah piang! so chio one to the very max! haha never say cannot right? cannot chio mah? but not chio as me because we in the chio club in school! because i am baby chio(cos i more kawaii mah) and then she sporty chio(cos she a bit flat one)haha.. When she last time come to class,

2004-07-18T02:34:00.000+08:00

i knew a girl she stole the stars left the world bereft of hope invaded by a pervasive anxiety of the future all triumph over the past fade away as feeble memories constellations fed our mind with dreams now decrepit, in misfortunate stasis our aspirations die in a government basement comply and affirm do not meander we are all expendables, perishables do not bother with my mental tempests

2004-07-10T00:35:00.000+08:00

"Ill fade away into a mere cipher, transparent in this stratification of teen society" what everybody is afraid of?

2004-07-09T23:09:00.000+08:00

Ive always had this condition, so that rules out it being retribution, divine,karmic or otherwise. The condition being myasthenic, how all my life ive always wondered why i couldnt look at the world's beauty properly, how i couldnt experience the visual treats.. Ive always envied those with large eyes, wishing that i could just get a minute in to just look at life through those eyes.. i know how

2004-07-01T21:06:00.000+08:00

«Ninguna mente extraordinaria está exenta de un toque de demencia» volume maximum, validate this declaration aristotlean logic for motivational provision "no extraordinary mind is free of a touch of insanity" but only the noble for heraldry i bear arms only to police turn to us who spout incomprehensible gibberish exploit the masses by being rhetorically coquettish then sic the moralist hordes

2004-06-24T00:17:00.000+08:00

Zaidon(an amalgamation of the names, Zainal and Zordon) celebrates in a cute or kawaii-giggling-japanese-schoolgirl kind of way as the zeo megazord triumphs over evil alien forces who possess superior space-age technology but communicate through the primitive act of squawking or the more popular keeping mum yet again.. While i (in yellow looking ruggedly-handsome in a pirate-ish sort of way)

2004-06-21T23:12:00.000+08:00

Zordon Being trapped in a time warp doesn't stop this wise old sage from fighting evil. He gathered together the Rangers and has guided them since day one in protecting the planet from aliens. Zordon sacrificed his life to destroy the evil forces attacking the universe in Power Rangers in Space. source : http://www.rangercentral.com/prz-allies.htm Zordon teaches us that

2004-06-21T02:38:00.003+08:00

I ran into the bathroom cubicle expecting to take a piss when i heard some mumbling.. "menyek menyek menyek" i thought some giggling teenage schoolgirl had smuggled herself in since their vocabulary was the same.. what with their much emphasised about self-discovery and in the process realising that their names are actually abbreviated from something like Judiee-Pooziee(which would be some form

2004-06-13T15:37:00.000+08:00

Rock Star Syndrome? ..and then i entered the arab-themed cafe holding hands with my male partner(Zainal) just to see some kind of reaction from the other patrons.. We sniggered discreetly as we continued the act till the point we sat at our table.. With all eyes firmly on us, a chuckle escaped as i tried to bring it further by pretending to passionately make out.. We burst out laughing in front

2004-06-11T23:14:00.000+08:00

A preview of my coming strip, "The Future is Man Boobs!"

2004-06-05T19:28:00.000+08:00

Ive just been discharged from a week-long hospital stay and the doctors have indentified my condition as myasthenia gravis.. its something to do with the weakening of the muscle(s).. cos of nerve damage.. or something like that... its been a really tough time cos its affecting my vision and breathing.. im sorry i wasnt able to update my blog like ive promised some of you personally.. especially

2004-05-22T18:48:00.000+08:00

Ive been inspired by the blogskin art produced by such people like maystar.. Ive decided to try it out too.. 'We Live in Never Neverland' cos we never grow up...

2004-05-21T22:57:00.000+08:00

This bear looks like a stitched-up scrotum version of the frankenstein monster! Heck! Its as cute as ass!!!Woo!!! I wanna name it 'Hairy stitched up scrotum bear'

2004-05-21T00:22:00.000+08:00

Evidence of the fantastic supernatural ability possessed by the ninja muscle This is honorary sensei Khai levitating with my help.. This is Khai before he joined the ninja muscle... So what are you waiting for? Join the Ninja Muscle now!

2004-05-12T23:42:00.000+08:00

a thousand frowns face me unable to discern abstrusest thoughts trained to ostracise fail only to learn, die only to give life some subversive collective marked down in its noble bid to amend faulty legislation bigoted perspectives blur and question this form of chivalry fear of our unfathomed eyes uncertainty of our dark unplumbed hearts will you not fault me when i err irritation through

2004-05-12T00:16:00.000+08:00

Im in grouchy old man mode, where I bitch about certain issues while chewing on tobacco. As if the world wasn’t plagued enough by war, recession and dramas like Light Years, the dark lord Satan unleashed chain sms-es onto our lives. As equally irritating as their e-mail counterparts, these digitalised annoyance machines betray your hopes of proper communication with yer frens as you

2004-05-08T03:36:00.000+08:00

my take on the issue of internet/blog censorship Ronald and Joohdiey Hands Tothecheeks, superheroes with a twist

2004-05-05T00:48:00.000+08:00

*note* amirul(the only guy in the strip without red ribbons on his head) is in no way a subordinate dog, he is just a cute model from school. . tee hee. . although the other two are really girls who put on make up. . thanks for posing guys..

2004-04-30T00:38:00.000+08:00

Did she said that? oh yes she did! i am he who writes incomprehensible gibberish i am he who lights flaming sepulchers in your psyche deity supremissimo of ninja chivalry promiscuous criminal errantry wanton transgressions in the cushion manner heathenish fallacy, helenistic allusions Ahmad Farid Evangelist Aryan, pioneer of Jeng Buah PLey hypnotic chant nihilist notoreity, artful knavishness

2004-04-28T21:25:00.000+08:00

I question the reason behind my feelings. . will you cradle me when you are supposed to? how can you, when you dont even know this truth? strap me on a trebutchet aimed at despair i masquerade, but do i leak till laid bare? are you amused enough at my frequent repartee? why am i impelled to write this piece of bad poetry? you dont seem to fall for artful palaver you wisely acknowledge the act

2004-04-21T23:17:00.000+08:00

Several new religions appeared in Asia during the 20th and 21st centuries, these new beliefs primarily to respond to people’s changing spiritual needs, faced with rapid industrialisation, urbanisation and the import of Western customs. In recent times, these religions have begun to exert influence over many, particularly one, Ahmad Farid Evangelism. The Second Messiah This religion is

2004-04-19T20:21:00.000+08:00

Scene 1, setting- Neighborhood Gazebo 3 girls gushing about a new boyfriend.(complete with loose translations) Mona : Wah matair kau baik dok!(wah your boyfriend is great dok) Aminah : Sekzzz!!!(Sekzzz) Zainab : Tu ah aku bilang kau dok!(that’s why, I tell you dok) Mona : How is he? Zainab : He is great, he knows how to treat a girl, he cares about me a lot, I can see that by the amount of calls

2004-04-18T03:24:00.000+08:00

And if the darkness befalls us, we shall look to the one, a seeming minion of inertia.But in actual fact, she picks up the crestfallen, who would have remained slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. She rights the creed that manifests in the doleful hymn they sing out loud, that dictates their lives, distress and torment terrible. She sweeps away their lamentations and engages in

2004-04-16T23:44:00.000+08:00

We’ve always been moved by love songs. Great love songs especially by simply red, trademark and 5566. Ive compiled the best lyrics from the greatest songs and put them together into a bit of poetry, also adding some cliches that tugs at our heartstrings and makes our eyes glaze over in bliss. But instead of writing it to/for a girl, im gonna write it for my buah pley(scrotum/balls). Oh look at

2004-04-15T21:49:00.000+08:00

Fact of the day! 9) "mat tetek" refers to... WRONG b) zainal CORRECT a) a male individual with floppy 'breasts' At least 70 percent of quiz takers chose answer B)Zainal as the answer to this question..(this includes zainal himself) This must mean, that zainal really is a mat tetek, a male individual with floppy breasts, so for those of you who got the wrong answer by choosing B,

2004-04-10T23:47:00.000+08:00

i wrote this some time back, but its so relevant right now. . you curse me through the blackened roof of your carnal cathedral the very medium to take you to heaven yet commit sins so evil and to make references to popular culture they are the jedi while we are the siths of terror make me a cup of tea, but dont spit in it please! are all these conjured logics just to put our minds at ease? or

2004-04-10T23:15:00.000+08:00

I am the demonic malevolent megalomaniac. Fear what I utter in jest as well as anger for it might directly or indirectly get you killed(or faint in the lift as in a certain case). Fear too, the air around me, as im the basilisk, I poison rivers, cause trees to wither and living beings drop dead around me with just my presence. Ill turn you to stone from my perch, from where I command my hordes.

2004-04-06T20:05:00.000+08:00

lets just get distracted from the whole going ons in school to dedicate my poetry or at least attempt at it to this particular girl.. hey angel of love dementia i am enslaved to inertia why do you look at me in silent glee when i sink deeper in emotional poverty? grip my arm and never let go then you creep slowly around my heart maybe ill never look into your eyes and remain indifferent to

2004-04-06T19:26:00.000+08:00

*Dressing up as bare bodied ninjas, with drawn muscles, running around playing pranks = gang activities that warrant police attention, (speculation is rife that this gang could number up to 300 men or more, judging by the muscular bodies of the offenders) *Keeping a blog with 3 transsexuals as the display pic and and posting entries laced with tongue in cheek humor = maintaining a website with

2004-03-30T20:22:00.000+08:00

"You are just sore that you did not make it the last time!" Do those words instill fear and evoke penitence from you? If not.. then let me rub my buttcheeks together to imitate the sound that came out from the mouth which said those lines… Yes.. truly FRIGHTENING! Stumped by the boldness of that comment and wittiness of the one who mouthed it, I had no choice but to nod and agree… Its true

2004-03-21T02:41:00.000+08:00

The retreat to Johor Bahru Sofitel Palm Resort was fun and a splendid idea if you asked me.. I truly had fun there and much of it was self generated… Playing pranks on unsuspecting 'corridor-dwellers' regardless of which campus they were from and whether we knew them or not.. hah! And that was where the 'Ninja Muscle' was born… Me and Zainal realised our innate superhuman abilites after a

2004-03-09T21:39:00.000+08:00

for all the ppl who led me on... for all who gave me false hope... this is my poetic tribute to you...

2004-03-09T21:36:00.000+08:00

search my static existence for wretched hope find it only to destroy it fodder and fuel for your smiling heartbeat i didnt know i was falling prey to a curse when i saw your eyes as burning embers in the darkness of uncertainty as if it was said in some divine decree initially liquorice hate as bait cradled into false solace then rendered helpless in a state of limbo denied both heaven and hell

2004-02-02T22:45:00.000+08:00

girls are horny.

2004-02-02T01:40:00.000+08:00

(legend) general_buttcrack = me , japgerl84 = this girl on mirc , general_buttcrack : hi, nak rapatkan silatulrahim? (my new pick up line!) japgerl84 : oh boleh, asl? general_buttcrack : 20/m/s'pore japgerl84 : oh, me 19/f general_buttcrack : oh, cool... (smooth eh?) japgerl84 : oh youre so smooth.. (serious..) japgerl84 : oh, you concept apa? general_buttcrack : huh? concept? hows that?

2004-01-29T22:19:00.000+08:00

one of the "perks" of sharing house space with other siblings means that you'll get to experience the joys of sibling jokes/pranks... here are my favorites... ahh...the good ol' times... sigh... 1. you're watching tv/at the computer... your bro/sis runs in, lets loose a stinker and runs off to let you enjoy the spoils of their last meal... ahhh... 2. ask your bro/sis loudly about that

2004-01-29T21:43:00.000+08:00

ok, about the phrase "wake up your (fucking) idea!", seriously... its simply disgusting... this is one of the most non-sense making command/motivational cheer-on i've ever heard next to grunting by over-enthusiastic ruggers... its used by NS sergeants and soccer/rugby captains and too frequently at that... its not grammatically correct i say.. but this pig-like ex-rugby player grunted to me that

2004-01-25T13:44:00.000+08:00

theres no star waiting in the sky, to make living this shit worthwhile... a girl suddenly messaged me and asked me how i was doing... and gradually the conversation moved to the thing(i cant call it a relationship anymore cos according to this other girl, it is only a relationship if she "considered it to be one") we had a few months ago... and now, as opposed to the time we were together, she

2004-01-24T11:46:00.000+08:00

i downloaded the song la vie en rose from the jeux d'enfants (love me if you dare) soundtrack and it brought a big smile to my face... it just reminded me of all the happiness a short while ago... i just closed my eyes and collapsed in the recliner chair with a smile fixed on my face even when the song ended, imaginary melodies feeding and accompanying my memories... it is heightened nostalgia

2004-01-22T22:48:00.000+08:00

i just spent about 3 hours in the hospital visiting my grandma... i really pity her in her state... and when we had to leave as visiting hours ended, i felt real sad... cos i know the cold and loneliness that comes with being warded... and when i went to the seven eleven with my sister, we got disturbed by a group of malay girls... they went, "bye abang" ahaha... do i have reason to be happy? i