Monday, February 02, 2004

girls are horny.
(legend) general_buttcrack = me , japgerl84 = this girl on mirc ,

general_buttcrack : hi, nak rapatkan silatulrahim? (my new pick up line!)
japgerl84 : oh boleh, asl?
general_buttcrack : 20/m/s'pore
japgerl84 : oh, me 19/f
general_buttcrack : oh, cool... (smooth eh?)
japgerl84 : oh youre so smooth.. (serious..)
japgerl84 : oh, you concept apa?
general_buttcrack : huh? concept? hows that? whaddya mean?
japgerl84 : concept ah... like me, im a jap girl...
general_buttcrack : wat the fuck is that?
japgerl84 : oh, that means im into japanese..
general_buttcrack : oh so youre incorporating popular japanese culture into your style of dressing and appearance? although you're malay and you're not proud of your own culture so, you fake a new identity based on what you think is "cool"?
japgerl84 : duuhhhhh....errr...yeah... so whats your concept?
general_buttcrack : dressing like an ol' fashioned buttcrack?
japgerl84: so that means you dont have a concept ah... eeee kental siiiaaakkkk!!!
general_buttcrack : do i have to have one?
japgerl84 : yah! like duh! i dont talk to budak budak kental ah...

ok... as i was struggling to recover from this bullshit... a lot of stuff raced thru my mind... what the fuck is a fucking japgerl? pardon my language... and it makes me realise i have to leave those 'mat tapereds' alone... cos... you cant comment on what others are wearing unless they are really incongruous and therefore humorous... but why the hell do u come up with a "concept"? Conjuring a "code" to adhere to and being very careful not to deviate from your "concept"... and ive seen 'mat tapereds' sniggering at "untapered" members of the community, at how "uncool" they are compared to the tapered brethren... exactly how japgerl84 saw me as... so now im considered "kental siiiaaakkk!!!"... and i am striving to change that... so.... ive decided to come up with my own concept to conform to society's expectations.... im gonna be a "mak mak"... concept "mak mak" innit ingenius? now, i can hide behind a concept that allows me to be myself... bitter and cynical about teenage society and culture! and i've even came up with my own catch- phrase... it goes something like this... "EH! JANGAN TAK ADA ADAT EH!!!"... seriously... ill take over the world... even "abang-abangs" will bow to me... cos.. im "mak-mak"