With patriotic pride and pathfinding genius, I have come up with an idea that will take the world by storm.. Inspired by Zainal's lifelong obsession of trying to play grab-ass with David Yeng, the idea of butt apartments was born..
The idea is simple, create a butt(cheek) to act as living quarters for a single person, perfect for the bachelor/ hitchhiker/ student who lives far away from school(Khairul Azmas)
Using technology from the pokemon series where huge monsters can fit inside small fist-sized pokeballs, you can now fit inside a single butt-cheek! Its exciting because it has the potential to solve Singapore's land problems and provide "butt landlords" with additional income, contributing to the nation's economy(if enough butt landlords are allowed to lease out their butt apartments).


The Anatomy of a Butt Apartment


Butt tenants like my friend Khai would be elated in his acquisition of the first few butt apartments because it is a landmark in human history. Khai has chosen a butt landlord ( from a catalogue detailing apartment characteristics such as girth and water retention) who lives in Bukit Batok because his school is nearby.. Now Khai eliminates the time needed to travel tiring distances (from Bt Batok to Pasir Ris) in his daily routine, hours more to devote to his usual fun gym - going activities..

"I Swear by MY butt apartment... "