"You are just sore that you did not make it the last time!"

Do those words instill fear and evoke penitence from you? If not.. then let me rub my buttcheeks together to imitate the sound that came out from the mouth which said those lines… Yes.. truly FRIGHTENING!
Stumped by the boldness of that comment and wittiness of the one who mouthed it, I had no choice but to nod and agree… Its true im sore… but its only half right.. in fact less than that… Im more sore by the way that he treated me, in fact many people like me before he saw the need for us… Only a bully with authority out on a power trip can force people to do stupid stuff like *actual events - trick an innocent student that the way to treat a cut lip is to suck on a blade of grass in an attempt to attain respect and a 'joker' image in front of the rest… - inadvertently forcing the quartermaster to quit by ordering the poor fella to clean up mud in the toilet… And when there is an obvious need for us, a stready stream of butt-licking occurs…. Which of course is normal everyday fare for the "elite" few which are in favor of his favoritism… How can you not be sore when cronyism takes the place of meritocracy in the selection system… How can you not be sore when you have shed 'blood,sweat and tears'to possess the ability that you have now only to find out ball sucking puts others above you, how ball sucking makes up for the need for innate and trained ability… Sometimes when things are not in logic, when things don't make sense… shouldn't we refrain from blind obedience and speak out whats on our mind? Why should we conform to a fascist mentality? It might be interpreted as a lack of respect on my part but its all honesty and constructive criticism… I don't hate the soccer team… I just hate the system that brings it down year after year… I mean 2nd some years ago(before the "saviour" stepped in) to of insignificant rank last year? It must be flawed right? It just proves 4 things..:- 1) SOME players were plain crap 2)some of the tactics were plain crap 3)degenerative influence by the coach that cant be helped 4)you can imitate the sounds made at the sidelines by rubbing your buttcheeks together.
So, by resorting to nasty jabs in the ribs with that comment, he has substantiated my claim to him being a buttpirate…