*Dressing up as bare bodied ninjas, with drawn muscles, running around playing pranks = gang activities that warrant police attention, (speculation is rife that this gang could number up to 300 men or more, judging by the muscular bodies of the offenders)
*Keeping a blog with 3 transsexuals as the display pic and and posting entries laced with tongue in cheek humor = maintaining a website with offensive, undesirable and irresponsible content! "the police can crack down on gang activities through our website"(also regarded as a form of intimidation)
*composing an apology card = shameless recruitment methods(into the gang)
*swiping at the rear end with a cushion/plastic file = a form of instigation that justifies a physical assault later on(due to the fact that we felt "insulted" that the victim rejected our invitation in the apology card)
*a kick in the jaw and ribs = excusable due to status of victim, and the fact that it was to "protect his dignity"
*whole fiasco = punishable by expulsion(only applies to the ninja offenders), but will be given a second chance, a subsequent prank would mean immediate and sure expulsion.
*my whole face at the end of this = blank, so let use my nipples as an indicator of emotions - they're wiggling feverishly! that must mean exasperation! Gasp!
!swing back your head and laugh at the bull**** theyve conjured up just so they have a case against us.