Scene 1, setting- Neighborhood Gazebo
3 girls gushing about a new boyfriend.(complete with loose translations)
Mona : Wah matair kau baik dok!(wah your boyfriend is great dok)
Aminah : Sekzzz!!!(Sekzzz)
Zainab : Tu ah aku bilang kau dok!(that’s why, I tell you dok)
Mona : How is he?
Zainab : He is great, he knows how to treat a girl, he cares about me a lot, I can see that by the amount of calls and sms-es he left on my hp asking me whether ive eaten(u dah mamam?), what im doing(u ngah uat apa?), whether ive washed up or not and following that up with cute comments like “patut ah bau bantal!”(no wonder smell like pillow) and “eee bucuk!”(eee smelly)*but said in a cute way.
Mona : gosh! I wish I had a boyfriend just like him!
Aminah : Sekzzz!!!(sekzzz)

Meanwhile…
Scene 2, setting- Void deck
2 guys snorting(also complete with loose translations)
Ravi : Eh matair kau sekzzz dok!( eh your girlfriend sexy dok)
Haikal : Tu pasal aku pagi pagi dah jamah dok!( that’s why, I morning morning taste liaozzz dok)
Ravi : wah untung eh kau dok!favor ah dok!passing ah!apa lagi!(wah you lucky ah.do me a favor will ya.pass her to me ah.what you waiting for.)
Haikal : aku passing kau lepas aku dah puas ah! Kau jangan bilang kau dapat nombor dari aku ah!(I’ll pass her to you after im satisfied.But you don’t tell her that you got her number from me ah)
Ravi : Thanks ah dok! Ni baru members!(thanks.this is what I call a good friend)

This may have been exaggerated a bit but the main bullshit content is left intact. This was witnessed and now relayed in text and now provide commmentary on what is happening in teenage social circles today. The nonchalance displayed by the guys engaging in inappropriate conversation about the female of the species is ghastly. What is evident and disgusting is that they see no error in their ways as they do it over and over again so that they can boast and high-five each other about how they “dah jamah dah!” or have ‘tasted’ the female victims. The “passing” culture is alive and rampant among today’s youth , this is what the ninja muscle frowns upon and seeks to stamp out. Through mockery and parodying of “abang-abang passing” habitual practices and lingo, we attempt to ridicule them and garner support in the crusade for righteousness. . Similar to the Order of the Knights Templars during the Crusades in 1119, the ninja muscle has combined the religious vows of a monk(with the sole belief in Ahmad Farid, the second Messiah) with the warlike skills of a knight to produce loyal and true protectors of morality. .