Monday, June 21, 2004


Zordon
Being trapped in a time warp doesn't stop this wise old sage from fighting evil. He gathered together the Rangers and has guided them since day one in protecting the planet from aliens. Zordon sacrificed his life to destroy the evil forces attacking the universe in Power Rangers in Space.
source : http://www.rangercentral.com/prz-allies.htm

Zordon teaches us that possessing a dumb face in a holographic tube doesnt stop you from being famous.. You'd have fans making an anthology of your epigrams and dressing up as you during halloween.. Floppy haired tweenagers would strain their throats to mimic your deep-droning voice dripping in machismo to impress their buck-toothed girl friends.. Growing up idolising zordon means that my scrotum takes after him.. and i envy it/him/her for that.. for once.. i'd like to be bald, grey(sometimes a pale shade of blue), transmitting my suspiciously gay face onto a holographic tube and become an overlord to the power rangers where the fate of humanity rests upon my holographic scrotum thats bundled up in a holographic sock.. kinda like Zainal's day job..


Shes just here to entertain.. or would you rather one more pic of Zordon?


and now to prove that i dont look like zordon...


... and how zainal does...

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