i just got enlisted and with no real training at all, got posted to situation control at the UN relief coordination centre.. Suddenly, i was thrusted in with all the colonels, majors and warrant officers.. Sounds important? haha... im just a duty clerk...
and being around these big shots who make all the decisions in the army.. i overheard what seemed like the guy in charge of all those army posters you see around giving orders to his subordinates.. The exact quoted order was "Aiyah! just take any picture then put put words lah! so easy.." The creative behind- the- scenes force for posters which you would need to hurriedly bludgeon yourself with a SAR21 rifle butt to neutralise the necrosis they may induce..
Hey wait... i just assumed he was the director of that poster- churning campaign since his words just explains it all.. haha.. im using my magical red shoes while clutching on to my prized scrotum(kinda like a seat belt for imagination travel) to take me to places i wanna go again! silly me! weeeee!!!
for no reason at all.. a fat guy with a stern stare.. (to brighten up yer day eh fellows? always worked for me...)
-and remember, whenever you fall in the mud face first... the mud on your face is soil... our soil...
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