gosh... dont worry guys.. zainal survived because the paramedics found that he consumed less than the required amount of diapers lethal to humans.. in fact, he woke up and recovered right away

(it probably helped that i was in my most sexiest lingerie.. mmmm...)

anyway, ill show you a picture of him staring at my C cups..


be gentle with those thumbs now..

him again, being contented and "berg" at the same time..



the point of this post? reassurance regarding zainal's health and my resumed leeching on his soul

with that out of the way.. on to more important matters... my virtual social life..

you guys probably know anyway.. but for the uninitiated, friendster is acting fruity lately.. and i mean in a negative way..


a fruity pear. yes.

ill be damned if its gonna shut down on me...

Statistical acquaintance just a novelty?

hell no! it reflects how popular i am in real life.. all those strangers i blindly add as friends so that i can hit the maximum at *500* then start a "Ridzal II" account will all probably help me clean my hamster cage IF i asked 'em to.. They'll most likely give me a free gynae exam too while theyre at it..

and dont let me get started on those testimonials that look like my personal stamp collection. think about all those people ive coerced, blackmailed and sweet-talked into writing me one(or two or ten)... all my hard work socialising!

as a precautionary measure... i have decided to print out everyone of them testimonials, 3 hard copies each.. 1 set to be filed in a folder, another set to be pasted up on my front door(for the convenience of visitors!) and the last set to be pinned (loosely) to my spine(for easy flipping of pages)..

everyone will envy my palatial list of friends and testimonials..



i made the mistake of not doing this earlier and when friendster's server crashed a while ago... it seemed like Y2K really happened and like zainal, nearly took my own life.. Fortunately, bands which zainal and firdaus were affiliated to like Ruffedge and Ahli Fiqir saved me from certain damnation.. and yes zainal, Tipah tertipu is truly a great song indeed... if i didnt know better, i'd think that you penned it yerself.. you talented loaf of bread you....