one of the "perks" of sharing house space with other siblings means that you'll get to experience the joys of sibling jokes/pranks... here are my favorites... ahh...the good ol' times... sigh...

1. you're watching tv/at the computer... your bro/sis runs in, lets loose a stinker and runs off to let you enjoy the spoils of their last meal... ahhh...
2. ask your bro/sis loudly about that fictional rash on her/his left buttcheek when her/his friends come over... (works best if the boy/girlfriend comes over!)
3. if you have a male brother, frame him for downloading porn on the net... (choose weird porn like doing it with horses or old women with hair on their butts!)
4. one of the more immature ones... when a friend calls... report his/hers most embarassing incidents to them before you pass the phone over...
5. when he/she is chatting online (especially on MSN messenger), wait till he/she needs to get up to go to the loo or fridge... rush in, hijack the com and type in stuff like "the rashes on my buttcheeks are peeling off.... do you think you can help?"
6. claiming you saw them making out with a fictional bangladeshi mutual friend a few blocks away, reporting it to your parents in the straightest face you can hold... then pretending to be emotional about how disappointed you are with them... end with a sigh and fake tear in the eye...
7. draw a moustache/ big mole on their faces when they sleep... then giggle yourself to sleep...
8. write new pages in their diary about how they've noticed dirty-yellow fungi growing on their armpits then show it to everybody... feigning utmost concern for their health...
9. pretend to join them when their friends or girl/boyfriends come over... let loose a fart and frame them for it.. killer line.."damn! this is your fart.. it is so you! i've smelt it before.. you had chicken and broccoli again didnt you!!!" pretend to cry and talk about how you cant take the abuse anymore...
10. (works best for male siblings) plant a stained female undergarment in his schoolbag... wait till your parents or his friends (once again his girlfriend would be perfect) are present... pretend to need something from his bag... bring it into view of everybody... pull out the incriminating evidence and shriek, "eeeee!!! whats this? you pervert!!!"


of course.. you'll always be comforted by the fact that you could be ruining their lives... ahhh... the companionship.... the rewards siblinghood brings... (contented sigh)....